Some kewl Poems from Dorkys Collection......

Tapas

I love tapas they make me go like the clappers shove in me nek
turns me to a nervous wrecki like the spice me nek thinks it nice
me fajitas ooze wiv blood and guste mum sez she finks am nuts
I ate me mum coz she waz hasty she tasted ncie like chilli pastieariba
ariba It was funny shoud of seen af seen ersquirmed around in me nek
till I swallewed her bloody ekme mums gone but where to
I'll dump her out in a day or few

          See ya later Dik-ED

Fajita's

A fajita is very nice,with all that blood an' spice.
I like to eat em in the mornin'and when the day is borin'
a' stick em' down me neck!
When jones calls round for me
me mum tells him we're havin' tea
but realywe're shovin fajitas in our neks.

     Aribaaaaaaaaaa

Pants

pants, pants, pants, pants,
pants, pants, pants, pants,
pants, pants, pants, pants,
pants, pants, pants, pants,
pants, pants, pants, pants,
pants, pants, pants, pants,
pants, pants, pants, pants

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